Cannot deal...

This actually happened right next to me.

Conversation between a german and a malaysian;

German: Hey so-n-so, do u know where P (obscure malaysian isle) is?

M'sian: Hmmm...no that is a realli obscure island, i have no idea.. but wait a min, i have a brilliant idea! let me ask my singaporean fren!

*proceeds to ring singaporean fren*

M'sian: Hey do u know where P is?

S'porean : (obviously ) No, sorry but I dont know malaysia well. ( becos i m not malaysian n i dun live there)

M'sian: Huh? How come, but I thot you singaporeans always go to malaysia for holiday one wat!...blah blah blah proceeds to berate the singaporean about why he is so useless dunno where anything in malaysia is.

End of conversation.

WTF!?!?!?